- Mon, 12:59: Awesome! Now there's one less reason for me to never be able to go out to the movies. http://t.co/ZZ5hewRw3t
- Mon, 13:00: RT @shyhoof: An ode to the journey of � on a shipping label http://t.co/471HHWXOa4
- Tue, 11:14: RT @PET_Symposium: PETS'13 Registration is now open. One month left for early-bird discounted reg http://t.co/44riUly972
- Tue, 11:14: Registration now open for PETS! Register by June 13 to get early rates, and book your hotel by June 10th. http://t.co/bno3UumUV1
- Thu, 22:27: RT @ibogost: I have Instagrammed the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for tumblr
- Tue, 13:31: Deadline extensions for several +USENIX�Security Workshops: HealthTech: May 8 WOOT: May 9 FOCI: May 13 LEET: May 15
- Tue, 17:06: RT @rmack: Mozilla Fights Back Against Surveillance Malware Sold to Governments, As New Report Shows It's Spreading https://t.co/E1nFWfCtWA… </ul
- Mon, 17:35: RT @AccordionGuy: Mind-blowing fact of the day: More than half the world’s population lives inside this circle! http://t.co/kZ6qD4aKaU
- Sun, 09:02: Tried adding some green peppers to the kids' scrambled eggs. So far, they're pretty suspicious of their breakfast.… https://t.co/Gqqs3toK8J
- Fri, 20:42: RT @xlerb: Wikipedia image caption of the day: http://t.co/5Jnjfhj9f8 #duck
- Mon, 14:10: Congratulations to +Qiyan Wang�on successfully defending his thesis!
- Mon, 15:27: Waiting (and waiting and waiting...) for the youth fun run to start. https://t.co/O6Y9QpyGXO
- Mon, 17:07: RT @apukapadia: PETools Workshop (held in conjunction with PETS 2013): Submit your 2-page abstracts by May 15th! http://t.co/gLWovqrGJe #pr… </ul
- Sun, 13:16: Enjoying the second best chicken in Kankakee (according to the 2012 Kankakee BBQ fest).
- Sat, 12:23: 2:42. We took it very easy on this half, though I started pushing a bit more towards the end and finished a few… https://t.co/2LkzfIPUdj
- Fri, 12:50: Submissions to FOCI2013 due May 6th! https://t.co/ZF0PX85rch
- Fri, 17:11: Sometimes it pays to procrastinate! I bought my Alaska Airlines flight home this morning, leaving Seattle at 6pm… https://t.co/SNXVzxtL3a
- Fri, 20:34: Oh no I left too soon! RT @matthew_d_green: Usenix Security program committee meeting is finished. In the end we just accepted 'em all.
- Fri, 23:06: Juxtaposition https://t.co/KDFcamxPsb
- Sat, 07:32: For last year's 10K, I prepared by losing a bunch of weight and training lots. For this year's half-marathon, I'm… https://t.co/FfXj2oS1i5
- Sat, 22:19: So I totally understand why some landlords might not want any pets in their apartment, and I can even understand… https://t.co/yygr4ozb4L
- Fri, 10:41: I should add this paper to my Google Scholar profile! http://t.co/VqHhD859kk
- Thu, 11:14: Just awful (The Saudi Marathon Man) http://t.co/1mlhgmWeuh
- Tue, 10:14: Good rule of thumb: if the post is in the form of an image, assume the default attitude of skepticism. http://t.co/Ry6cvb7GXM
- Sun, 13:48: RT @ftrain: “I keep my firetruck in the driveway and drive it to the web design firm where I work.” http://t.co/sQLNlqjfVb
- Mon, 06:53: Snow-ba. https://t.co/3M6dANYvm7
- Mon, 06:53: We decided to get rid of some books as we were packing them away. Using the BookScouter app, we were able to… https://t.co/rygiCsP7j8
- Sun, 03:51: Went almost a block the wrong way down a one-way street before I realized my mistake. Good thing there were no… https://t.co/9M538bsimr
- Wed, 17:17: Interesting study, though the article talks about the possibility that a higher-fat diet leads to lower weight as… https://t.co/iMerN2Lqu4
- Tue, 09:10: My mother made a valiant effort to read Fox in Socks to the kids (with a thick Russian accent), but eventually… https://t.co/48VMHj1wBE
- Sat, 16:05: No one told me, but apparently my sabbatical leave was in fact approved by the board of trustees! Cambridge here I… https://t.co/q22sFyOL2q
- Fri, 15:43: Go LTE! --- 8.8.8.8 ping statistics --- 85 packets transmitted, 46 packets received, 45.9% packet loss round-trip… https://t.co/hk8rQGu6u0
- Thu, 10:36: Nominations sought for the 2013 PET Award for Outstanding Research in Privacy Enhancing Technologies. Deadline:… https://t.co/vAEHsIUsGK
- Thu, 16:09: Oof, it looks like I have about 30 minutes of unscheduled time remaining next week during business hours.
- Thu, 17:58: Interesting study of censorship on Weibo by +Dan Wallach "and a few pals." (Seriously, does +MIT Technology… https://t.co/MXaEdQE9wM
- Mon, 13:02: They tasted great, too! https://t.co/6pLaC06J0t
- Tue, 11:22: Still 10% short of the 2007 high after accounting for inflation. http://t.co/0BwhhYXag7
- Thu, 16:24: My midterm exam was 2-3:15 p.m. (CST) today. At 3:32 p.m., there was a post on Piazza: "Will the exam scores be… https://t.co/FfeP1jEmD5
- Wed, 18:02: Another nice run this morning, this time with Nick. Anyone in the Bay area want to go for a run tomorrow or Friday?… https://t.co/a7XfGgD60G
- Wed, 01:22: Can you spot the mistakes? (xkcd: ISO 8601) http://t.co/1T6EkzLslw
- Mon, 21:51: I'm on a boat! #ndss2013
- Tue, 09:44: Nice morning run with @apukapadia! http://t.co/fh1DQVnase
- Fri, 06:49: Subject: your paper has been selected for possible publication in IJACSci Journal Your paper entitled " 11th… https://t.co/ZG4gUvqAHY
- Tue, 19:31: Me: What does the car say? Tavi: beep beep! Me: what does Miso say? Tavi and Tora: woof woof! Me: what does Tora say? Tora: NO!!
- Mon, 09:18: The streets were eerily empty on my way to work today. I kept trying to figure it out: is it summer? Did I mix up… https://t.co/sL6r9eW6
- Wed, 21:41: Happy Ash Wednesday everyone! "Groovy."
- Wed, 21:41: This would be a great, if somewhat misleading, way to teach our kids US geography! https://t.co/2d1qHpRt
- Thu, 10:46: My todo list for today has 8 short tasks, 5 medium tasks, and 2 long (>30 min) tasks. My done list for yesterday has… https://t.co/MENbdI1f
- Wed, 10:38: You might have heard about how Target found out that a teenager was pregnant before her parents. This is a more… https://t.co/d2EfqqIW
- Thu, 01:06: All set to listen to a practice job talk! https://t.co/J2QP3Q37
- Thu, 01:06: Vegan dessert option: crackers and soy milk. https://t.co/g7tfGXzG
- Tue, 14:58: Clue, Dagstuhl edition: Professor Goldberg in the music room with the LCD projector.
- Tue, 15:15: RT @katyha: Can we arrange for the first couple to get married to actually be called Adam and Steve? #equalmarriage
- Tue, 05:00: I'm not sure how I feel about the explicit acknowledgment that a reviewer won't read the entire paper. On one hand,… https://t.co/htYyaBPF
- Sat, 20:43: American's new livery. I mostly like it, though the tail is a bit much. But I was surprised how much news coverage… https://t.co/C5eIhwgA
- Fri, 16:53: Staying home with two 2.5-year-olds is a lot like being at a conference: you can actually get a little bit of work… https://t.co/vYkRJp4Z
- Sat, 06:32: I missed the original announcement in December, but this is awesome! http://t.co/UZjnXquk
- Sat, 08:07: RT @schwa: At least http://t.co/hntdVhnm is 100% secure. It is utterly impossible to compromise 250K users there.
- Fri, 10:58: A trick I've wanted to try for a while is to teach the first lecture with a thick Russian accent, and then switch to… https://t.co/XiMPA2sO
- Wed, 16:30: The civil forfeiture case is perhaps even more interesting than Swartz's. It seems the government wanted to seize a… https://t.co/FRaGrNPB
- Wed, 16:30: The perfectionist in me would like to wait to serve you breakfast until I can make it levitate, but that may not be… https://t.co/dIzep29F
- Wed, 10:28: Make Unlocking Cell Phones Legal. http://t.co/ejDc8H2U #petition #isigned
- Mon, 13:20: Bay area eat your heart out! Until Wednesday that is. https://t.co/8r1o0OxN
- Sun, 10:53: I've had a busy week at work, touching briefly on Fermat's Little Theorem among other things, and a weekend of… https://t.co/h9xyPKlV
- Thu, 12:13: Muffin! https://t.co/RWBOJmE3
- Thu, 12:13: Dada's glasses! https://t.co/3RfCc2E9
- Sat, 11:03: RT @joe_pickrell: All of arXiv is run at a cost of < $1M/year. In 2010, Elsevier had revenue of $3.2 *billion*
- Fri, 08:32: Most of the colleges are showcased by their football stadiums. Ithaca and Corvallis get to show off their green… https://t.co/H5692GA6
- Fri, 13:15: I was climbing a rock, for which I had traded +Ross Ridge two sheep and a wheat, when the carabiner I had borrowed… https://t.co/HB4WVFkU
- Sat, 03:50: RT @jilliancyork: Far too many young suicides in our tight community.
- Wed, 05:05: Looks like I have the first lounge to myself.
- Wed, 05:51: Turns out that the 787 I flew from Singapore to Haneda, JA898J, was designed by Studio Ghibli! I failed to get any… https://t.co/rLJjzh7t